John M. Meloche - MeloTel Rap 2020

Let’s talk about value, and how you could never really get it
From these pathetic providers entirely synthetic
You’re better off using your credit or debit card
To bet on a large horse that’s three legged and coughs
You’ll go much further with the phone services
From MeloTel, we make your dough worth it kid
See our phones are free, it’s true bro, trust me
For set up and activation there is no such fee
Surely a much a better investment
Not just cost-effective, a perfected
Style of customer service, they frustrated, nervous
Scared that compared to our company, they’re worthless
Find a new purpose, they should
Bottom line, they are just no good
Our costs are low but value is high to summarize
But one thing before you ditch the other guys
Call one triple eight MeloTel, triple w dot MeloTel
Call one triple eight MeloTel, triple w dot MeloTel
Call one triple eight MeloTel, triple w dot MeloTel
Call one triple eight MeloTel, triple w dot MeloTel
Let’s talk about technology, yes, follow me you’re probably
Using old telephony, you better get apologies
From your provider, ‘cause you wanna be using VoIP
That landline life, don’t approve that noise
Expand your reaches, we got more outstanding features
Than sand on beaches
But to each his own, to speak on phones
You don’t need your office or to be at home
So do you wanna tell your current company to kick rocks
And start getting voicemails in your inbox
You don’t need some old phone to chat
Use our mobile app, yo can you roll with that
You don’t really need to get your fingertips involved
It’s so simple all you need is Click 2 Call
Record every convo or listen live
What else you wanna know before you switch and slide
Call one triple eight MeloTel, triple w dot MeloTel
Call one triple eight MeloTel, triple w dot MeloTel
Call one triple eight MeloTel, triple w dot MeloTel
Call one triple eight MeloTel, triple w dot MeloTel
Let’s talk about service, the word is to them you’re a number
Would they wonder if you slumbered six feet under
But with MeloTel we say hello, well,
Whatever you need, we work it out like a kettle bell
Get to know you on a first name basis
And at worst, the case if we don’t know your faces
We visit your places of business, connect your systems
Provide top-notch assistance
Whoo, Do everything lickety-split
As soon as our digits are hit, wicked help you will get
Immediate, quick, legit, you can trust we’re the best ‘cause
A professor could not test us
Huh. So let’s do a quick review
With MeloTel you, get better value,
Better technology and better service so
Call your old provider and tell ‘em where to go
Call 1 triple eight MeloTel, triple w dot MeloTel
Call 1 triple eight MeloTel, triple w dot MeloTel
Call 1 triple eight MeloTel, triple w dot MeloTel
Call 1 triple eight MeloTel, triple w dot MeloTel
Thats dot com sukkah
Version two

Written by:
Dan O, John Meloche

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