The Cosmic Alliance - Neckbeards

Before today, you’ve been treated like you were invisible
But with this new look, the babes will find you irresistible
You’ve been ignored by all the girls who were divine
But now when they see you, they’re gonna have to form a line
Cuz you grew a neckbeard
The kind the ladies love
Talkin bout a
Neckbeard
Yeah you covered up your chub with a
Neckbeard
You put your fedora on, and go outsi i i ide
But when you approach them, the ladies run and hi i i ide
Your subpar looks are getting you nowhere
Oh no
But your still glad you did something with your facial hair
We're talkin bout a neckbeard
On some people its not that bad
Talkin bout a neckbeard
But most of the time it's really just sad
(Neckbeard. Sad sad sad sad sad)
Please don't grow a neckbeard
I'll personally shave it off if you grow a neckbeard
(Neckbeard. Sad sad sad sad sad)

Written by:
Jeremy Benson

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