Gingerjamesfair - Ebay Addiction

Daddy's got an eBay addiction
But he denies it all the time
He sneaks off at the end of meals and takes a quick peek online
And in the post the following morning
A parcel will arrive
A tiny box postmarked Southampton
With a toy train inside
It's the only website that he ever visits
And he loves what he can find
He thinks email sucks and blogging is stupid
But an online auction is fine

Mummy's got an eBay addiction too
Buys all kinds of things but hasn't got the room
A dial up modem and a slow connection
Won't put Mum off soon
I fear for eBay when my Mum gets broadband
As the site will be deluged
She doesn't need it
She doesn't want it
But a bargain can't be refused
But if she's happy when she finds those bargains
Then who am I to accuse?

Written by:
James Fair

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