Potty Mouth - Mark's in China

I'm living a page out of the National Enquirer
Is she a stalker or a secret admirer?
Quite out of place with her hat and her shades
She's looking for Mark but he left the band and the states
It's getting erratic and somewhat bizarre
Leave me freaky gifts down at the local bar
Leave me nasty messages and telephone calls
Taunts me with threats and wants to kick me in the balls

Where's Mark
Mark's in China

The guys in the band they laugh and they joke
Of course it's the singer that gets the finger poke
Her disordered ramblings don't make any sense
Follows us every show at her own expense

I'm being stalked and harassed
Take this crazy girl away and make her exit fast
She's at my door, how does she know
She followed me home after playing a show

She promised to punch and smash my face
Is she unstable or a mental health case
Am I that famous that I get a stalker
Just a day in the life of a toilet stew rocker

Where's Mark
Mark's in China

She's out of her mind but she leaves me money
Flips me the finger and she thinks its funny
I guess Mark had met her at therapy massage
The drums that she bought him are in my garage

I'm being stalked and harassed
Take this crazy girl away and make her exit fast
She's at my door, how does she know
She followed me home after playing a show

She promised to punch and smash my face
Is she unstable or a mental health case
Am I that famous that I get a stalker
Just a day in the life of a toilet stew rocker

Don't know if I should worry or if I should run
Because she sent me pictures of her brandishing a gun
She's looking for Mark but thinks I'm lying
Plans to cut my penis off and that is terrifying
Is she demented or just infatuated
Her stories are delusional and truly fabricated
Is she insane with a psycho disorder
Went to the court to file a restraining order

She promised to punch and smash my face
Is she unstable or a mental health case
Am I that famous that I get a stalker
Just a day in the life of a toilet stew rocker

Where's Mark
Mark's in China
I already told you, go away
Mark's in China, he also left the band so leave me alone

Written by:
Jason Boccia

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