Jon Sergott - Two-Dimensional Girl

She's my two-dimensional girl
She's my two-dimensional girl
I know I ain't the first to love my two-dimensional girl
I don't have to pay her rents
I don't have to meet her parents
Or look at any baby picutres
Or listen to her cry 'bout how she wish she had a third dimension
I don't have to win her favor - I don't have to be a better man
For my two-dimensional girl

She's my two-dimensional girl
She's my two-dimensional girl
I don't even have to love my two-dimensional girl
But she helps me make me feel better
She pretends it's what she wants
And I pretend it's what I want
And I never need to step up and come through for her at all
We pretend we're satisfied - got what we need - that's what I do
For my two-dimensional girl

She's my two-dimensional girl
She's my two-dimensional girl
If I get bored I'll go and find a new dimensional girl
I don't have to pay attention
Or worry 'bout a physical connection
She'll never ever to see me failing
She'll never need to know that I am frightened or phony at all
I wish that she was closer but I need her to stay just a click away
From me

Written by:
Jon Sergott

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