TV Magic Coloring Kit - Pandemic

Don't forget to wear your masks, the clock is ticking
This is a quarantine until further notice
Oh man, I feel like death
I'm not going to get better, I'm dying
You're dying? You're lying!
It's like a medical emergency

Jim, I just got it
Got what?
I just got Hong Kong Sneeze
I love The Hong Kong Sneeze and I hear it's making a comeback
It sure is!

Wrong

The Dreaded Hong Kong Sneeze

Hello Mavis, you got it too?
Something must be going around

The nation was caught in a grip of a new epidemic
The Dreaded Hong Kong Sneeze

Wrong
The news that Hong Kong threatened the world with a dreaded sneezing epidemic
Had not yet reached The United States of America
Wrong
The more immediate problem is that we're fucked, fucked, fucked, fucked
Soon everyone sneeze brains out
We're fucked

Hong Kong has introduced an epidemic of that rare disease the Dreaded Hong Kong Sneeze
And the only cure is a serum in the hands of The Dragon Woman
Yeah

We're fucked
Wrong
It comes from China
Yup, it comes from China
With this serum Chump shall rule while the rest of the world sneezes itself into oblivion
It comes from China

The Dreaded Hong Kong Sneeze

This dank dark cavern is home to hundreds of Fruit Bats
And
Our dinner

It was caused by American soldiers

The tribe members each catch about two dozen bats
Enough to give everyone in the village a taste
Everyone in the village
A taste

It was caused by President Obama and Vice President Biden
It's time to stir fry the critters
And the feast is ready
Mmm, that is some really good bat
It was caused by some really good bat
Something strange is going on

If we didn't have a nose
Would a sneeze
Achoo!
Come out our ear?

Yo, fucking
That shit is made up, man
I don't know no kid with the Hong Kong Sneeze
Know what I'm sayin
There ain't no one I know died from that shit

Everybody's sneezing
Look, look over there, Mata
Achoo!
Hmm, what's going on around here?

Did you ever wonder why you sneeze?

What was that?
The Dreaded Hong Kong Sneeze

Take off that mask
You don't need it

When you sneeze it pushes air through your nose and carries out the dust and germs
We shall return so we can check the progress of the epidemic

Right, ready, come along
Let's have a look at the numbers

The Hong Kong Sneeze is catching on rapidly in Pittsburg
Und it's knocking them for a loop in Cleveland

Oh shit, there goes the planet

Knock it off!

Jenny, you've tested positive for Hong Kong Sneeze
What?
The test isn't 100% accurate, you should
I tested positive?
I'm sorry

They said I got the bug
The bug, huh?

The Dreaded Hong Kong Sneeze

Do The Hustle!
Now that you've caught The Hong Kong Sneeze
Lets go out and dance
Hey, I'll just (Achoo!) on over

We're all gonna die

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