Grandma Sally - Hell We Doin'

If we ain't screwin' what the hell are we doin'
If we ain't screwin' what the hell are we doin'
If we ain't screwin' what the hell are we doin'
If we ain't screwin' what the hell are we doin'

Ducks in a row
Drinks in one hand
Pants off one leg at a time like everyone else for five grand
One for my pints
One for my quarts
One up their sports and one down their shorts
Incredible edible condom on whenever I hafta
I tell them anything before and everything afta
Whatever fakes it takes
Happy to put one on so tight that it breaks
Sign above my bed points out the fine print
Everyone is responsible for their own orgasms
Signed The Management
Now allow me to translate
I love you means I'm about to ejaculate

If we ain't screwin' what the hell are we doin'
If we ain't screwin' what the hell are we doin'
If we ain't screwin' what the hell are we doin'
If we ain't screwin' what the hell are we doin'

And who the hell are we lovin'
Found my Dutch wife's head in the Dutch oven
And it's a little early for brunch
First comes the rabbit test then the rabbit punch
Because it eats shoots and leaves
Mothers sisters wives gypsies tramps and thieves
And though they hate to admit it
The telegrapher's daughter who didit didit didit didit didit didit
Insisting that I wear something
Started out a condom ended up a cock ring
Then it's a race for the cures
Don't let her give you hers without giving her yours

If we ain't screwin' what the hell are we doin'
If we ain't screwin' what the hell are we doin'
If we ain't screwin' what the hell are we doin'
If we ain't screwin' what the hell are we doin'

If she's a goer I'ma throw her
Blam da lam
It's like a doggone rap video in there ma'am
Back of my mind tip of my tongue
Don't care how old if you're cute
Or how cute if you're young
Black White blonde red or brunette
Registered sex offender no one's contacted me yet
With a lazy zipper and a wandering eye
Taking candy from a stranger and philandering by
Its equal rights for equal pay
And nothing but a glorified glory hole anyway
Cause Lazy Li's a lousy lay
And I screw like old people crochet

If we ain't screwin' what the hell are we doin'
If we ain't screwin' what the hell are we doin'
If we ain't screwin' what the hell are we doin'
If we ain't screwin' what the hell are we doin'
What the hell
If we ain't screwin' what the hell are we doin'
If we ain't screwin' what the hell are we doin'
If we ain't screwin' what the hell are we doin'
If we ain't screwin' what the hell are we doin'
What the hell
What the hell
What the hell

Written by:
Skinny Katz

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