Exit 9 - E-Girls

Pink-haired beauty for just five bucks
That is if you pay for every month
And on the outside I can't find no time
So all my ventures are all online
I haven't left my room in weeks
And my life is seeming bleak
So I depend on OnlyFans
That is my only plan
An E-Girl is just what I want
Dating a real chick I cannot
It's different through my PC screen
An E-Girl is just what I need
So here's my one and only wish
A girl with lips just like a fish
And makeup that looks fucking dumb
Who is obsessed with Scott Pilgrim
My buds made fun of my websites
So I bought them subscriptions for life
They snarled and laughed at Patreon
But two days later their girls were gone
Their pupils had turned big and black
Glued to a screen never looking back
And soon the plague had killed their brains
Now all them are going insane
An E-Girl is just what I want
Dating a real chick I cannot
It's different through my PC screen
An E-Girl is just what I need
So here's my one and only wish
A girl with lips just like a fish
And makeup that looks fucking dumb
Who is obsessed with Scott Pilgrim
An E-Girl is just what I want
Dating a real chick I cannot
It's different through my PC screen
An E-Girl is just what I need

Written by:
Mason Gruebele, Nicholas Morosini

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