Not from Nantucket - Online Dating (Demo)

She's too short
She's too tall
He's too big
And he's too small
They've got a great bod
But they're in love with God
Every picture
Is just of their dog
When will I find the perfect girl
Who will unplug me from this online world
Who will it be
In time we'll see

But for now it's
Swipe to the left
Swipe to the right
Maybe one day I'll meet the one that's right
Swipe to the left and swipe to the right
Swiping all day and swiping all night

Jen is a lawyer, isn't that cool
But she never finished elementary school
Abby is a virgin, hey that's ok
But she's got 8 kids and a 9th on the way
Nellie loves bacon, well that's amazing,
She also says she's a vegetarian
So confused by all of these girls
So many women all around the world

But for now it's
Swipe to the left
Swipe to the right
Maybe one day I'll meet the one that's right
Swipe to the left and swipe to the right
Swiping all day and swiping all night

Joe likes to limbo, isn't that fun
But he's also got a huge collection of guns
Adam speaks Latin, that's neat I suppose,
Unfortunately it's only language he knows
John is a vet, he even treats skunks
And he hasn't showered in over 4 months
So confused by all of these men
So many guys waiting just around the bend

But for now it's
Swipe to the left
Swipe to the right
Maybe one day I'll meet the one that's right
Swipe to the left and swipe to the right
Swiping all day and swiping all night

Written by:
Shona Blumeneau

Publisher:
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