Who's Gary? - Tino's Lullaby

Why would I do that
Why would I do that
Why would I do that
Shoot at me I just shoot back
Why would I do that
Why would I do that
Why would I do that
Shoot at me I just shoot back
Off the top the dome and shit
I wanna go home and quit
I can’t come off the top with this
Cause every time I do I’m just sounding
Obnoxious as rotten kids
I don’t need to cook the shit
If I just go to the store and took the shit
Right off the shelf I’m going to hell
I’m knock knocking on the door
Knock knock just like I’m george
Knock knock and then some more
Cause every time I knock I’m sore
Cause I’m knocking so hard I’m punching
I’ll hit you with a fucking bat covered in mustard
Rhyming shit fences climbing it
Talking about words that rhyme this the perfect time
I’m so high but I can come off the top better than you
How the fuck can I come out at the venue
And they go crazy for me but then they just boo you
You go back behind the stage you say boohoo
Imaginary faces I’m living in imaginary places
Got three pending cases but now I’m just saying
All this shit that I just do but I don’t know how to say it
But I don’t know what I'm doing and it’s fucking blatant
I’m rhyming stupid shit
I said the same rhyme ten times in two minutes
Bet you never went to school anywhere
English class you fucking failed it
Hooked on phonics tear the page out and ate it
You ate glue I hate you
I take two pins and fly maybe five pins and die with liquor try
I could sit here rhyming words all day but I don’t need to
I just answer beepers they just beep me and
I call them on the pay phone
But it never works because I stay home
I’m stepping on this track like landmines
No one knows that I can’t die
Cause I’m already dead I am alive
What the fuck that’s fucking backwards isn’t it
I’m in a bad mind I mean a bad frame of mind
But I don’t take my time because I hate to rhyme
When I’m saying nine lines at a time that’s on my mind
The beat’s over good bye
She said get me a refreshment or something
So I come back with a fucking pepsi and muffin
Ok I’m just getting delusional how do I rhyme delusional
Maybe if I say you will go maybe if I say funeral
Maybe if I say usual
Maybe if I stay on the beat it’d be easier
The kind of flow that still sucks but isn’t cheesier
I wanna have a little pause to make it easier
For me to think of words to say when I’m feeling speakier
I don’t know I might just go
Out on the balcony to go and smoke
Or I might just go back to bed
It’s eleven thirty am
Who the fuck asks a question to answer a question
You’re like who’s this I’m like who’s gary
You’re like what the fuck does that mean
I’m like oh don’t stab me
I think I got a couple more bars maybe not
You mother fuckers I leave you with scars
But I hope you get sars
This shit was bars

Written by:
Gary Callahan

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