Waylan St. Palan & The Magic Elves - Christmas at the Bar

Snowflakes over here
Proud boys over there
I’m sick of all the politics so let me tell you where
I’ll go spend Christmas
Christmas at the bar
There’s one a couple blocks from here
Don’t even need a car
No I’m not driving
I don’t want to hear about your favorite memes
Stick your head in a bucket of shaving cream
I’m spending Christmas
Christmas at the bar
My aunt Sheila won’t go get her kids a vaccine
My trump supporting brother's had too much caffeine
There’s 37 relatives that just don’t agree
And every single one of them has cornered me
Santa can I kindly get a lift out of here
I promise that I’ll be a perfect angel all year
Drop me in a place where I don’t have to pretend
Just give me a dry martini and I’ll wait for the end
Racists over there
Cancel culture over here
Stuff your precious values in a bottle of beer
And go spend Christmas
Christmas at the bar
Here in Wisconsin there’s never one very far
I’m so sick of my relatives that I could spit
Stick head in a bucket of shaving cream
I’m spending Christmas,
Christmas at the bar
Snowflakes over here
Proud boys over there
I’m sick of all the politics so let me tell you where
I’m spending Christmas, Christmas at the bar
Won’t you come unwrap another whisky shot with me
Won’t you come unwrap another whisky shot with me
Won’t you come unwrap another whisky shot with me
Won’t you come unwrap another whisky shot with me
Won’t you come unwrap another whisky shot with me
Won’t you come unwrap another whisky shot with me

Written by:
Nathan Palan

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