Viktor Von Vulgar - Radio-Friendly Unit-Shifter (Live)

There's no time for you to write
An introduction to this song
Cause that'll make it much too long
And we've only got three minutes
So cut the coda, cut the bridge, y'know
They're really not important, no
Just get us to the chorus
That's the wisdom that I'll profess
Do it in 45 seconds or less
RADIO-FRIENDLY UNIT-SHIFTER
Now it's time to get the single ladies
In this shitty bar
To sing and dance along, let's
Get you clapping
I'm willing to tolerate
Your Goddamned Fucking Awful Taste
If you download all my albums, I'll be laughing
Just give 'em a hey-ho, cause that's a proven formula
I said hey-ho, it doesn't even have to make sense
But that's the way it goes
If you wanna get your single on the Goddamn radio
To crack the code, you need a
RADIO-FRIENDLY UNIT SHIFTER
Come on, and give 'em what they want
Just give 'em what they want
So maybe have some well-known rapper sing a random verse
And then you'll practice all your banter
But don't let it sound rehearsed
And then repeat the same line
Just repeat the same line
I said repeat the same line
Do you feel like you're losing your mind
That means you're doing it right
RADIO-FRIENDLY UNIT-SHIFTER
Motherfucker, come on
And give us what we want
Why can't you give us what we want
Because the customer is always right
RADIO-FRIENDLY UNIT-SHIFTER

Written by:
Andrew Brandt

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