Zhir Vengersky - Grandpa's Being Racist at Dinner Again

It's that time of year
You know what that means
It's time for family you haven't seen in months
Everybody's coming
And that includes the grandfather
Every time he shows up it's never fun

Grandpa's always got something to say
And none of it is socially okay
Time to grin and bear it
Cuz he could go all day

He's got things on his mind about Black Lives Matter
Undocumented immigrants and Syrian refugees
The Jews and the Italians, the government reptilians
The Russians and the Asians and that damn LGBT
You can't say a word cuz he always holds the shell
Just be a stoic as he says bisexuals go to hell
And if you dare object you're a Democrat liberal goon
You're the reason why this country's manifesting its own doom

Someone has to calm the old man down
We can't have him say the N-word this time around
Grandpa, dinner's ready
Enjoy, come sit down

Written by:
Maxwell Major

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