Beth Bella - LAP (WAP parody)

There’s some stores in this town
There’s some stores in this town
There’s some stores in this town
There’s some stores in this town
Provide the guarantee
On a shopping spree
Low-ass prices
Or give it to me for free
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah I’m lookin
For some low-ass prices
Like a rocket with this cart
For these low-ass prices
I am feeling very smart
From these low-ass prices
Ring it up mister, cash or charge
Mega haul at the minimart
I’m no rookie, pick up the pace
Like a pro, pay and depart
Shop or drop
I wanna buy
All these people
Demand and supply
Sprinting south
Or near and far
Taking a jet, a train, or a car
Need a deal
Looking around
Let me tally
What’s the amount
When in stock
I’ll bring mad buck
Bribing them with this account
I am mean, I’m obscene
I will fight you, cause a scene
I will push, I will scream
That’s ok, cause I got that tv! Ahh
Squabbling bartering,
Bring down the price of these
Buy some more
Before you run out of these
Ask me where to put it
I will say “no bag for me”
Leave it in the cart
Roll out past security
Walk in quick, gave the slip
Get in the car, floor it, and dip
Really don’t matter
Ain’t got no shame
Love for the player
No hate for the game
Wait in groups for a quote
Of these low-ass prices
Get a code for the discounts
Of these low-ass prices
I’m ambitious on a mission
Find these low-ass prices
I am praying for a slaying
Of these low-ass prices
Need a kid sitter
I need a cheap broker
Need a deep thinker
I need a hard closer
No cartoon fake
A real hit quota
With a degree
Or at least a diploma
He got the low-down
Cause he’s connected
And the deal hookup
On the percentage
He got the clearance
Well I’m tryin to get it
He is fast-paced
And never arrested
I don’t wanna tip
I’m not a chump
I gotta bag
It’s not a joke
Give an inch, they take a mile
That’s why nice people
Are ending up broke
I got a supplier
They ask for money
I ain’t gon buy
Cause they overprice me
I don’t give a damn
They not gonna run me
I will give in when the cost is declining
I’m no rich bitch, coupon clippings
I will think of the next best scheme and
Plan so fierce
I’ll be swinging from the ceiling
Within one night
On a shopping spree
Money game, and I will beat ya
Send cash, and I will teach ya
B.B. stands for Beth Bella-rina
Dance round you like I’m Katrina
That’s my name, wholesale aim
Low price dealings, bargain slay
Got your card, without a limit
I will take it and do it again! Ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah I’m lookin
For some low-ass prices
Like a rocket with this cart
For these low-ass prices
I am feeling very smart
From these low-ass prices
Bottom out, make it drop
That’s some low-ass prices
Like a rocket with this cart
For these low-ass prices
I'm saying drop, drop, drop
That's some low-ass prices
Running local Bargain Lots
That's some low-ass prices
There's some stores in this town
There’s some stores in this town
There’s some stores in this town
There’s some stores in this town

Written by:
Beth Bella

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