The Grand Wazoo - Act 2 Scene 7: The Hate Crime Bill

Ladies and Gentlemen
There is an existential threat to our nation hate speech
And music has been slushed into a
Deadly cocktail worse than AIDS and the diseases and wars
That plague our nation we must pass the hate crime
Bill so that we can abolish these crimes against humanity forever

We have received a document from a Good Samaritan
Which contains evil and horrible blueprints for a disgusting
Uncouth, anti-social, and anti-God rock
Opera called The Grand Wazoo's Christmas Kalli-Kazoo
Our federal authorities are taking steps to find these
Criminals behind the Wazoo's Kazoo
And either arrest them or put them
Through government mandated psycho-therapy

Our time is now for the nation to stand up
We must fight for our souls, our humanity, and our children
I come from a rural family in Greenstate, Alabama
My mommy was a giga-miester and my daddy was a Brap Master
I was raised on Catholic Christian principles
We must stand up to this threat

God bless America and God bless our troops

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The Grand Wazoo

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