Darryl Atherton - Jack of All

Jack the knave Jack of Spades
How to behave Jack of all trades

Jack of all trades but master of none
Your life is a mess what's going on
You show yourself as all gusto and bluster
Yet underneath you've nothing to muster

You wander round the town playing the jester
9 Out of 10 women you meet say you only pester
Grow up quick before you're a total failure
And end up lonely living in a disused trailer

Jack the knave Jack of Spades
How to behave Jack of all trades

You were doing fine with Jill from Leicester
But somehow you ended up in total disaster
When you fall off best get back on the horse
Second time around could be better of course

Get back out there in your country cruiser
Sharpen up your act don't become a loser
So Jack of all trades and master of none
Sort yourself out and become master of one

Jack the knave Jack of Hearts
Now to behave Jack of fresh starts

Written by:
Darryl Atherton, Lem Mellor

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