허성현 (Huh) - Jesus Threw a Tea Party
Yesterday I got word
A divine message from the Lord
A personal invitation addressed to me
To sit and chat and drink some tea
It came to me while I was sittin
On the John, engaged in shittin
Down came an angel dressed in white
Inviting me tomorrow night
Jesus threw a party
Told me to be there
Warned be don't be tardy
And to say a prayer
Not a single hottie
But his men were there
Around his golden chair
Jesus threw a party
Asked me to be there
He warned be don't be tardy
And to say a prayer
Not a single hottie
But his men were there
Around his golden chair
Jesus threw a party
Told me to be there
He warned be don't be tardy
And to say a prayer
Not a single hottie
But his men were there
Around his golden chair
Well, I jumped up really fast
Like I had a firecracker in my ass
I was so excited I began to see
It splashed off the wall and all over me
I had to find some clothes to wear
And brush my matted mop of hair
I got ready as fast as I could
I didn't want Jesus to be in a bad mood
Jesus' joint, it looked real spiffy
The angel told me to wait a jiffy
Up came the Lord looking slick as a goose
He shook my hand and cut one loose
"Stepped on a frog," he said real fast
While a big green cloud floated out of his ass
The party was lame, there wasn't no beer
And I really do think that Jesus is queer
Jesus threw a party
Asked me to be there
In spirit and in body
Said he liked my hair
A grail of terracotty
And a vacant stare
Tea bags everywhere
Jesus threw a party
Asked me to be there
In spirit and in body
Said he liked my hair
A grail of terracotty
And a vacant stare
Tea bags everywhere
Jesus threw a party
Told me to be there
He warned be don't be tardy
And to say a prayer
Not a single hottie
But his men were there
Around his golden chair
Jesus threw a party
Asked me to be there
In spirit and in body
Said he liked my hair
A grail of terracotty
And a vacant stare
Tea bags everywhere
Written by:
Casey Sweeney, Philip Thompson
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