Sam Joseph - today is today

Cold coffee iced right in the mornin'
Got me feelin' some type of way
I read the news today
(You are fake news)
Today is today

Shades on in the city
Blazin' got me giddy
Till dawn I feel witty
Cinnamon on her titty
(Hehehehe)
Haha

Throw some frozen
Chic peas in the Vitamix
Make some hummus dip
Middle-aged stay at home white mom
Make her pussy drip
I'm talkin' from the hummus dip
Unless you into it
On some motherfuckin' cougar fuckin'
Homie shit
(Hahahaha)
Should probably stop cussin' so much to spread my audience
At least that's what my mom says

And that's word to my hometown
MILF ass, upper-middle class
Wine glass, car crash in the Karen minivan
Spray tan, trash can
Dirty dan, I'm Superman

Man, that's classic
Sippin' apple juice off cafeteria plastic
Rippin' oreos while I clap it
Chompin' oreos am I savage
Sit up young man
Grow tall eat your
Cabbage patch kids are creepy as fuck

Thumbs down on Super Mario's jump button
Quick goomba comin'
Push, pop out the back of the DS
Whip out Lego Star Wars the Complete Saga
(Yes my master)

I'm a true Jedi
Can't sleep on a red eye
Forest Gump like Jenny
Rip this weed I aim high
Eat my greens I'm Popeye
Slayin' kings like dark knight
Boxed wine, that's a long night

Sip Sprite casual
I don't lean on addiction
We all are to the TV screen
You just want my eyes
Chinese kid with sour lung in a sweatshop
So I can give attention and time
Fine

Thank God for the dopamine release am I right
That would fuckin' blow if there wasn't like a dopamine release am I right
Hahahahah what you doin' hahahahah

Written by:
Sam Herbert

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