Bardic Mystery Tour - Grundledore's Grrl

Oooh Halfling girl
Oooh Halfling girl
You smell so sweet
With that hair on your feet
You smell so sweet
Check out my groovy beat

Oooh Halfling girl
Oooh Halfling girl
Serve me another drink
Take me to the brink
Serve me another drink
So I no longer think

Oh, Elle!
How could you love a beast
Like me?
I'm just so ugly
Gnarly old buck tusks
Pheromone orc musk
Heart that is an empty husk
How could it work for us?

Oh, Elle!
How could you love a beast
Like me?
I'm always hungry
Get me some soup, miss
I'm hungrier than Tantalus
Can I get a drink, please?
I'm down on my knobby knees

Written by:
Brayton Batson, edd Batson, Emily Eisenfeld, Victron Funkenstein

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