The Revenants - Scoundrels

There was Dan and there was Daisy
There was Jeff and there was Maisy
Together they were all a little bit crazy
Yeah, oh yeah
They made for a funky quartet
Wanna know how scary they could get
Well you ain't seen nothin' yet
Man, oh man

They were scoundrels, wicked scoundrels
They hurled their sticks and their stones
They were scoundrels, nasty scoundrels
They were bad in their bones

They tore up the whole countryside
In a red Trans Am with some flames on the side
They looked so cool in their hopped-up ride
Yeah, oh yeah
Stole from the poor and gave to the rich
In a rather unorthodox switch
They left my grandma lying in a ditch
Boy, oh boy

Dan dined on human flesh
And Daisy picked the remains
Jeff had a taste for Type O blood
And Maisy sucked on the veins

Dan and Daisy they died pretty young
He ate her liver and she ate his tongue
All that remained was a pile of dung
Yeah, oh yeah
Jeff and Maisy they moved the Valley
They opened up a bowling alley
They had a daughter and they named her Sally
Sweet, real sweet

Written by:
Eliot Wilder

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