Apple Valley Road - Crazy Ken & Shakti Sue

Crazy Ken the Buddha Man
Totes a rosary and a bible
His Shaman bones and eastern koans
Rattle as he chants Hare Krishna
Seems Ken found the light on a dark Tibetan Night
As the north star eclipsed Tauras rising
But he walks with a limp since his 3rd chakra slipped
When his faith in the good word subsided
Crazy Ken, Siddhartha Man, sits by the river pondering
Why he's got this strange hunch, that his burger at lunch
Shared the same soul as his old Uncle Punch
Shakti Sue, she loves you too - and can see your aura shining
Got a crystal rock - heals you snap, crackle, pop
If you sign up for her workshop
Seems Sue found the Wu on a summer full moon
When the Grateful and the Dead had a hoe-down
She got woke - she got lit - from that psychedelic trip
Now she spins and sings to the mountains
Crazy Ken, he's a Tai Chi Man, knows the Tao of the Wu and the Way
You've never quite heard the sound, of his eery chanting rounds
Of Kumbaya, Amazing Grace, and Namaste
Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound
That saved a wretch like me
Shakti Sue, she can roll a doob with one hand while she's nursing
Make a happy vegan pie that will get you high - all while the baby's burpin'
Shakti Sue, she's a pilgrim too. From Mecca all the way to Machu Picchu
She runs 5 miles a day, yoga, dance, and namaste
Kundalini Rising.
Crazy Ken, the Harley Man
Rides the mountains in search of the answers
Confused as hell, he can't hardly tell
How to cover all of his bases
Crazy Ken, Siddhartha Man, sits by the river pondering
Why he's got this strange hunch, that his burger at lunch
Shared the same soul as his old Uncle Punch
Kumbaya my lord
Kumbaya
Kumbaya my lord
Kumbaya
Kumbaya my lord
Kumbaya
Oh lord, kumbaya
Oh lord, kumbaya
Oh lord, kumbaya

Written by:
Ashley Johnson, Parker Johnson

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