Shampoo Drive-Thru - Awful Apple Waffle

Hey there, Mister. You look hungry
I know a great place in the city
We can grab an UberX
Me? I always choose Select

We can go for breakfast or brunch
It doesn't matter much
If you want a side salad or jam and toast
Don't you worry, this place serves both

We could get some coffee
But me, I really, really, really prefer tea
I would sip some coffee
You know, if you'll stir it for me

Let's stay for dinner, my friend
Surge pricing kicks in at ten
Afterward we'll have a bath
Spaghetti and meatballs in our laps

Then we're back tomorrow for lunch
This server's my new crush
I'll have an awful apple waffle with an iced tea
If only she'll serve it to me

Please don't tell Chris Farley
That what he's drinking isn't really coffee
He'll start a rage in this place
You'll get a pie in the face

What's in those pies
Is it pecan? Is it lemon meringue?
Is it grapefruit? Is it cherry pie?
Is it minced-meat? Is it sweet potato?
Is it rhubarb? Banana cream?
Is it you? Is it me? Oh, what could it be?
I don't care what's in those pies?
I just want to get it out of my eyes

Written by:
Bryan Bednarek, Ken Fritz, Louis Dellorto

Publisher:
Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid

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