Hegemonic - Uh-Oh

Listen, long story short I was on a dating app
I kept swiping to the right, till I got myself a match
Brown skinned girl, highlights in her hair
If I saw her in person, I wouldn't help but stare
I asked her what's her name,
And if she wanted a date?
Said her name's Nina
And it all sounded great
We went and grabbed drinks and it started getting late
I said, "This is really cool, wanna come back to my place?"
She said she really flattered, don't wanna take it too fast
Ain't in town for too long
Unsure if this can last
I said, "That's okay, yeah, I totally understand
Maybe down the line, you know, we can cross paths"
I said "Dumb dumb Jake, I shouldn't have said that"
Little did I know the very next day
My whole life would change
When my momma said,
"There's a get together at your uncle's house"
Pull up to the family function
Say what up to my aunty and my uncle
I'm dabbing up my cousin
Then they say, "Yo there's a relative here that we want you to meet"
I said "Oh that's cool. Ayo where is she?"
And then she come from round the corner
With my aunty and my uncle
Oh Lordy I'm in trouble
This the same girl I dated
Thank you fate for intervening
Almost went and saw her naked
God damn, I can't take it
Wait, umm, that's my uncle
Oh shoot, that's my aunty
Uhh, how you know them shawty?
Pause, That's yo' mummy daddy?
I said "Uh-Oh"
I don't know
I think the girl from last night might be my cousin
I said, "Oh man"
Oh God damn
I'm tryna do the math, like, ain't that somethin'?
I said "Uh-Oh"
I don't know
I think the girl from last night might be my cousin
I said, "Oh man"
Oh God damn
I'm tryna do the math, like, ain't that somethin'?
This that Alabama rachet
The New Jersey nasty
Now that I think about it
She said that she from Cali
I just didn't think that
This would be the same family
Had to pause for a second
What kinda mess did I get in?
First thing I said was "Umm, Nina?"
And my cousin said, "Oh, you've already seen her?"
"No, not really... umm kinda
Wait how is y'all related?
Sike man, yeah I don't wanna know"
Rule #1 to dating a Mallu
Do a background check
Are they related to you?
Yeah, this ain't what they meant when they said keep it in the family
Have a dude like me
singing bout your travesty
Wait, umm, that's my uncle
Oh shoot, that's my aunty
Uhh, how you know them shawty?
Pause, That's yo' mummy daddy?
I said "Uh-Oh"
I don't know
I think the girl from last night might be my cousin
I said, "Oh man"
Oh God damn
I'm tryna do the math, like, ain't that somethin'?
I said "Uh-Oh"
I don't know
I think the girl from last night might be my cousin
I said, "Oh man"
Oh God damn
I'm tryna do the math, like, ain't that somethin'?

Written by:
Jacob Joseph

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