Kevin Froleiks - Old Man in a Speedo on the Beach

Old man in a Speedo on the beach
With his arm skin sagging down below his knees
And he's not shy or bashful as you can see
He's the old man in a Speedo on the beach
Old man in a Speedo on the beach
He's got giant balls that everyone can see
See the tan lines peeking out between his cheeks
He's the old man in a Speedo on the beach
Old man in a Speedo on the beach
He's completely lost all sense of modesty
He's got sky-high body positivity
He's the old man in a Speedo on the beach
Old man in a Speedo on the beach
I hope one day to be as confident as he
And if I live long enough then I will be
Another old man in a Speedo on the beach
Yeah someday when I turn ninety-two or three
I'll be an old man in a speedo on the beach

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