Kevin Froleiks - Cool Kids/Lame Kids

How come it's never people with the cool kids
Who ask you when you're gonna have kids
It's always people with the lame kids
Who ask you when you're gonna have kids
I saw a friend at the grocery store
With a toddler and a baby in tow
The baby wouldn't stop screaming
And the toddler dumped some paint on the floor
Which I thought was interesting
Because we weren't at a store that sold paint
My friend asked if we were ready for kids
I said after today no we ain't
It's never people with the cool kids
Who ask you when you're gonna have kids
It's always people with the lame kids
Who ask you when you're gonna have kids
I was sitting in my office on a Thursday afternoon
When a 5 year old came up to my desk
I thought it must belong to one of my coworkers
Must be take your kid to work day I guess
Well the kid just stood and stared without blinking
With one finger digging deep up her nose
That's when her dad asked if I wanted kids someday
I said No while she wiped boogers on my clothes
It's never people with the cool kids
Who ask you when you're gonna have kids
It's always people with the lame kids
Who ask you when you're gonna have kids
Some people say kids make their lives better
They say that family holds society together
But every time they say it it sounds like a lie
They can never seem to look at you straight in the eyes
They're starting to crack, they haven't slept in nights
They're a prisoner in their own home and they're dying inside
Dying inside
Dying inside
Dying, dying
Dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead
My mom and dad wanna be grandparents
They keep asking what's taking so long
It's kinda weird that my parents keep asking
When my wife and I are gonna get it on
I told them I don't know if we'll have kids
'Cause I'm afraid of how they'll turn out to be
And plus look at what a mess I am
After the two of you parented me
It's never people with the cool kids
Who ask you when you're gonna have kids
It's always people with the lame kids
Who ask you when you're gonna have kids
It's never people with the cool kids
Who ask you when you're gonna have kids
It's always people with the lame kids
Who ask you when you're gonna have kids

Written by:
Kevin Froleiks

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