JP Harris - Take Off Your Tin Foil Hat

Well I read on Reddit that the Reds are coming and by Reds I mean blues that are secretly commies that were posthumously hired by Hugo Chavez to alter ballots

And the theory holds water if you don’t overthink it
But the water is the Kool-Aid so don’t ever drink it
And I only trust news that is tailored to my discerning palette

Did you know Q is the 45th letter in the alphabet
And that’s how I know that the 45th president
Sends secret codes in 45 character tweets

And D Day is coming and I’m armed to the teeth
Against tyrannical government except when I think
That they need my unsolicited help quelling people’s freedom of speech...

CHORUS

The virus is fake so I’m goin’ to the beach
And a mask makes you wanna have sex with a sheep
And I’ll shoot you if stop me from getting drunk at Chili’s

I read between the lines or at least every twenty
I skimmed the report and something seems funny
The proof is all there I just don’t have details, really

Global warming’s a hoax from the super computer
To take all our trucks and make us ride scooters
And microchip the masses I just know it to be so

I want the freedom to die in a senseless mass shooting
I heard Obama was paying for the protests and looting
And the proof is hidden in the basement of the Alamo

Well I read on Reddit that the Reds are coming and by Reds I mean blues that are secretly commies that were posthumously hired by Hugo Chavez to alter ballots

And the theory holds water if you don’t overthink it
But the water is the Kool-Aid so don’t ever drink it
And I only trust news that is tailored to my discerning palette

Did you know Q is the 45th letter in the alphabet
And that’s how I know that the 45th president
Sends secret codes in 45 character tweets

And D Day is coming and I’m armed to the teeth
Against tyrannical government except when I think
That they need my unsolicited help quelling people’s freedom of speech...

CHORUS

The virus is fake so I’m goin’ to the beach
And a mask makes you wanna have sex with a sheep
And I’ll shoot you if stop me from getting drunk at Chili’s

I read between the lines or at least every twenty
I skimmed the report and something seems funny
The proof is all there I just don’t have details, really

Global warming’s a hoax from the super computer
To take all our trucks and make us ride scooters
And microchip the masses I just know it to be so

I want the freedom to die in a senseless mass shooting
I heard Obama was paying for the protests and looting
And the proof is hidden in the basement of the Alamo

Written by:
JOSHUA HARRIS

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