John T. Wurzer - If I Catch You With Your Clothes Off

If I catch you with your clothes off baby
When your polyester guard is not around
Will you love me like the stars
Will you sell me cheap cigars
If I catch you when your pants are down

If you answer to this phrase I give you
You have surely missed the yacht at noon
And the boat that sails away
Will leave you sleeping where you lay
If you answer yes or no too soon

Are your lips a little sore from speaking
Is your conscience stranded in Beirut
If I lead you to the edge
Will you cast me off the ledge
If I catch you in your birthday suit

And if I catch you with your tan lines showing
Will the trembling in my arms cause me to drown
Will you rescue me in haste
With a sample or a taste
If I catch you when your pants are down

If I catch you with your clothes off baby
When your polyester guard is not around
Will you love me like the stars
Will you sell me cheap cigars
If I catch you when your pants are down

Written by:
John Wurzer

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