Big Brain Monkey - FML

Have you ever had
Everything you ever wanted
Everything you ever dreamed of
But then one day
It all gets taken away from you?
Everything in my life was fucking perfect
'Til the day that it all shattered to pieces
So much cash I used bills to wipe my ass, yeah
And a wife with a body made by michelangelo
But it all started with one day
Walking proud with my new italian shoes
Thinking this day can't get better but
Then I realized
I've stepped in dog
Poo
Oh fuck my life
God let me have a taste of glory
It was fucking awesome
'Til the poison
Reached my veins
Fuck my life
God let me have a taste of glory
It was fucking awesome
'Til the poison
Reached my veins
Reached my veins
Yeah
Mad as hell I arrived to work with smelly shoes
Thinking this day can't get any worse
Suddenly some random guy came up to me
He said 'Hey go away you smell like a bowl of shit'
Lost control of the demon I had inside
Kicked his ass with my badass ninja skills
And he cried like a little bitch
But then I realized
That guy was my
Boss
Oh fuck my life
God let me have a taste of glory
It was fucking awesome
'Til the poison
Reached my veins
Fuck my life
God let me have a taste of glory
It was fucking awesome
'Til the poison
Reached my veins
So
I walked home
Tears
In my eyes
In just a second
Life turned into dust
I can't believe
All my hard work was gone
What should I do I might as well die
But wait
I still had my
Beautiful loving wife
With her I could pull this through
So I ran home
Opened the front door
To see my wife
But all I saw was the plumber
Who is also my best friend
Working hard
Cleaning out my
Wifes hole
Oh fuck my life
God let me have a taste of glory
It was fucking awesome
'Til the poison
Reached my veins
Fuck my life
God gave me everything I wanted
Then he took a crap on me
Like the bastard
That he is
And that is how I lost
Everything I ever wanted
Everything I ever dreamed of
In just one day
Fuck my life

Written by:
Karl Helmertz

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