Cardboardi B - Dicknose Donald

N-now what the hell in John Mellancamp's godfersaken name
Did he just say about the President of MY country?
Time to exercise my second amendment rights, YEE YEE!
Ugh
Exercise your second? Maybe try your body instead
Get that beer gut out my face before I turn your neck red
Take my machete and give you a fuckin' thwap
You stupid ass dipshits with your Republican crap
I'll exercise my first, it's the right to free speech
And I'll speak ill of the president as long as he breathes
And probably long after he's rotting in his grave
After reeling for hours from bleach injected in his veins
It's insane to support a president who's plain fuckin' stupid
He would try to build a house without a motherfucking blueprint
Now he's leading a powerhouse country in the world
Full of dipshit followers shouting out their support
He's a world class idiot with a dick like a shroom
'Cause you'd have to be tripping to fuckin' fuck this dude
Leggo of his ego, 'cause he's a sensitive dick
He can't handle name-calling when it's directed at him
He's Dicknose Donald
And he's the fucking president
Disregarding science
With his sidekick, slick dick Pence
Tearin' down morality
And buildin' up a wall
I'll be sittin' here waitin'
For his fuckin' downfall
Watching him my brain ain't the only thing hurtin'
His thumbs are bright red from the Tweets he's been spurtin'
In a tirade of a toddler with sentences as educated
Dicky tweets as frequently as he's probably masturbated
There's no way without money that fuckin' dick would get laid
Unless it's Mitch McConnell or they're being very well paid
It's a shame such a douche has so much goddamn power
I pray for the day that he fucking slips in the fucking shower
If an eggplant could talk, we'd have a better conversation
The fact this guy can form a sentence is really fuckin' amazing
Granted they're full of hate and filled with misinformation
Guiding the country to it's own self-elimination
Saw a fake article about a seventy three IQ
That's fake news, it's actually a square sixty two
This dude hasn't a clue of what the fuck to fucking do
To aid both the economy and contain a deadly "flu"
He's Dicknose Donald
And he's the fucking president
Disregarding science
With his sidekick, slick dick Pence
Tearin' down morality
And buildin' up a wall
I'll be sittin' here waitin'
For his fuckin' downfall
Yo I'm fed up with this bullshit, this has lasted too long
I'm done photoshopping his face to have a nasal dong
I'll rip this fuckin' guy until the fuckin' day that I die
Ride the riptide of lines until they bury his hide
That's not a death threat, that's not what I suggest
But there's no fucking question he's a motherfucking pest
Infesting the rest of the nest like a termite on a quest
Taking in what he says is at best hard to digest
He's leaves my insides burning like bad indigestion
Everything he does and says just leaves me to question
How bad his daddy and mommy treated him as a kid
That he turned out to be such an insufferable dick?
He's a bigger prick than the one in Sleeping Beauty's plotline
I hope he fuckin' hears this shit as I strand together rhymes
Batterin' him like I'm cookin' a motherfuckin' cake
As he long as he's in charge, I'll slap a dick on his face
Motherfucker

Written by:
Shawn McNamara

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