Justin Davis - Mr. Winter

Winter is coming
It's on its way
I don't have plumbing
But I'd like to say

Winter won't you get here fast
I don't know how much longer I'll last
Not being able to wear
My itchy thermal underwear

I miss you
Mr. Winter
You're stuck in my mind
Like a big ole splinter

I miss having to wear 35 layers under my coat
Not to mention always having a runny nose and a soar throat
I love feeling my fingers freeze down to the bone
Anytime I'm outside and have to answer the phone

I long for that wonderful, permanent frostbite
And how you ruin my day when it's too fucking cold to sleep through the night
Throwing a devastating snow storm is always a plus
Especially, when you're stuck waiting in line for the bus

Mr. Winter
I love you
You are worse
Than a fart in an igloo

I can't wait to listen to those laughing talks
As I slip and break my leg on those icy side walks
I also love hoping that I won't die
Anytime I have to go for a drive

Nothing is worse than those black-ice filled streets
Than perhaps a Mercedes without heated seats
And I'll be happy to see little red-nosed rudolf
As I curse the heavens 'cause it's too cold to play golf

Mr. Winter
You make me feel so blue
Yes, Mr. Winter
I just wanna say: fuck you

Written by:
Justin Davis

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