Pfft. - Honey, The Woodchipper Just Wants To Be Your Friend

Plotting
Sharpening her blade
Laying down her tarp
Sipping her wine
Trying to set the mood
With candles and incense, too
The door starts to open
And Chuck walks in
AaaAaaaaaAAaaaaaAAaaaaAaaAaa!
Jane
Jane chopped Chuck
Chopped chuck to chum
Now Chuck's done
Wrapped up in the tarp
Woodchipper's teeth are sharp
Just another round of FLARP

Written by:
Michael Webber, Travis Downey

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