Gypsy - The 2008 Broadway Cast Recording - Have an Eggroll, Mr. Goldstone

Have an eggroll, Mr. Goldstone
Have a napkin, have a chopstick, have a chair
Have a spare rib, Mr. Goldstone
Any spare rib that I can spare I'd be glad to share

Have a dish, have a fork, have a fish, have a pork
Put your feet up, feel at home
Have a smoke, have a Coke, would you like to hear a joke?
I'll have June recite a poem

Have a lychee, Mr. Goldstone
Tell me any little thing that I can do
Ginger peachy, Mr. Goldstone
Have a kumquat, have two

Everybody give a cheer
Santa Claus is sitting here
Mr. Goldstone, I love you

Have a Goldstone, Mr. Eggroll
Tell me any little thing that I can do
Have some fried rice, Mr. Soy Sauce
Have a cookie, have a few

What's the matter, Mr. G?
Have another pot of tea
Mr. Goldstone, I love you

There are good stones and bad stones
And curbstones and gladstones
And touchstones and such stones as them
There are big stones and small stones
And grind stones and gallstones
But Goldstone is a gem

There are milestones, there are mill stones
There's a cherry, there's a yellow, there's a blue
But we don't want any old stone
Only Goldstone will do

Moonstones, sun stones
We all scream for one stone
Mr. Goldstone, we love you
Goldstone

Written by:
Jule Styne, Stephen Sondheim

Publisher:
Lyrics © Warner Chappell Music, Inc.

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