Yetiface - Why Hate Me?

I know this guy
He lives next door
At night I watch him
Fuck his dog in his backyard
It squeals in pain
As his dick slides in and out
And his wife joins in
As they all scream and shout
When I watch
I love to wack off
I love to eat shit
Every day
My parents think I'm crazy
And think I'm gay
I had three kids
But I ate them for breakfast
Last year I killed a kid
The day before Christmas
I'm the sickest fuck
In the Guinness Book of Records
One time this kid
Started calling me some names
So I stabbed him in the ass
And made him wish that he was dead
I like to microwave
The neighborhood stray cats
I like to sit in Porta-Potties
While you shit
I like warm diarrhea
In my fucking mouth
Why don't I have any friends?
Why don't I have any friends?

Written by:
Mark Howitt

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