Cruella's Little Sister - Get A Discount!

Wonderful time to be alive
It's a wonderful time to be alive
There's a pandemic
There's Ukrainian invasions
There's all sorts of shit going on
There's a dead mouse in my basement office
A bird just flew in through the window
Hey buddy what are you doing here again

What a wonderful time to be alive
Take me out outside
Take me out to get a fever and a ride
Take me out to get fucked up
Take me out to get coronavirus
Wannabe wannabe wannabe
Malaria malaria malaria
You sound like the target of a love song
Malaria unlike coronavirus

Hey guys I got a new plan
Let's go outside and climb a tree
Let's strip it of all its bark
Let's take all the insides out
Let's turn it into shit that we can eat
Like a toothpick

Welcome to 2022
Wonderful time to be alive

Hey guys I got the news today
There's all sorts of good shit happening
Around the world everything's getting better
Everything's getting so much better
I got a new car
I got a carbon credit
I got to deduct it from my taxes
I got a discount
Then I saw a dead mouse on my basement floor
I said hey guys what is this mouse doing on my basement floor
Nobody knew what to do with it you motherfucker Biden
So I took it outside
I put it on the ground
I put it in God's hands
Into the maw of an owl or a snake
Ha ha sorry dude
Get the fuck out of my basement
This is where I make my bucks
This where I make shit happen
This is where all the good shit happens
This is my stuff
Go fuck yourself

Written by:
Barry Nelson

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