Harper-Nicole Anderson - Donald's in the Hoosegow Now

We all know the guy named Donnie
He thought he was kind of funny
Said he could get away with shootin' people on Fifth Avenue
But Weiselberg decided to talk and though Alan got to walk
Now Donald's upstate doing 17 to 22
Donald's in the hoosegow now
Still facing a charge of conspiracy for trying to end democracy
Donald's in the hoosegow now

We all love our old friend Rudy, Rudy toot toot tooty
Once thought to be the mayor of the USA
But then he started getting drunk all the time
Got away with all kinds of crime
Till Lev and Igor decided to drop the dime
Rudy's in the hoosegow now
He thought he was quite the card
Now he's doing drag shows in the prison yard
Rudy's in the hoosegow now

Then there's Stevie Two Shirts Bannon
Lips looser than a cannon
Indicted for trying to cheat all them MAGA folks
But then a pardon wiped that away
And later came the day
Convicted of a contempt of Congress charge
Bannon's in the hoosegow now
Still wears two shirts day and night
But now those shirts have prison stripes
Bannon's in the hoosegow

Let's not forget old Mo Brooks
Stirred up all them MAGA kooks
Incited them to storm the people's house
Mo thought he would get a pass
But then Garland fried his ass
Now he's doing time with all those other MAGA fools
Mo is in the hoosegow now
Charged with seditious conspiracy
For trying to end our democracy
Mo is in the hoosegow

What about young Matt Gaetz
His sentencing he still awaits
Convicted of child sex trafficking
With nudies on his phone
Soon he'll be all alone
Locked up in a solitary cell
Matt is in the hoosegow now
He thought he was a ladies' man
Now all he's got is his right hand
Matt is in the hoosegow now

As for the "my pillow guy"
His ass soon too will fry
For his part in the January coup
The subpoenas he couldn't kill
Now he's in Victorville
Makin prison pillows instead of license plates
They're all in the hoosegow now
We should throw away the key
For their seditious conspiracy
They're all in the hoosegow now

Then there's John Eastman esquire
His feet held to the fire
For that phony fraudulent fake elector scheme
He's in Victorville as well
And they all should just rot in hell
For trying to end our beloved democracy
Put 'em in the hoosegow now
Put 'em all in the hoosegow now
They thought they could get away with it
Now their lives are total shit
They're all in the hoosegow now

How about that raised fist Hawley
His questioning was such a folly
Trying to pin pedophilia on a respected judge
The man is such a joke
Makes me want to hope
We can find some crime that we can nail him on
Put Hawley in the hoosegow now
Not convicted yet of any crime
But we all wish he'll be doing time
Put Hawley in the hoosegow now

Then along came Ginni Thomas
Unhinged as any among us
Exposed for all those crazy text messages
Putting Biden out on barge
Now she will face a charge
Indicted for her sheer stupidity
Ginni's in the hoosegow now
Her hubby did not recuse
Now Ginni is singing the Jailhouse Blues
Ginni's in the hoosegow now

Now what about Peter Navarro?
His claims are much too narrow
Falsely claiming executive privilege
He soon will face the call
Unless Garland drops the ball Testify or face a contempt of Congress charge!
Put 'em in the hoosegow now
Peter's in the hoosegow now
He spilled the beans to Ari Berman
He's lower than the lowest vermin
Peter's in the hoosegow now

Mark Meadows, Kevin McCarthy
Taylor Green and her malarkey
Now Madison Cawthorn's about to join the fray
There are more to come I'm thinking but I am getting tired of singing
I wish they would all just go the hell away
Put 'em in the hoosegow now
Put 'em all in the hoosegow now
Sam Alito too
They should all be singing the Jailhouse Blues
Put 'em in the hoosegow now!

Written by:
Harper Anderson

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