Bill Boyan - You Can't Be Catholic

You can't be catholic and look the way you do
It must be a mistake, I know it isn't true
You can't be catholic I'm filing a complaint
Cause the girl that I was with last night was nothing like a saint

You can't be catholic I don't see no veil
The things that you suggested would have thrown us both in jail
You can't be catholic Oh girl I do declare
You know I'm a believer, but I didn't have a prayer

If I were you I'd bow my head and thank my lucky stars
But I am me and i can see exactly what you are

You can't be catholic it doesn't make no sense
You've taken me to heaven but you keep me in suspense
You can't be catholic oh you're such a pretty sight
I never saw it coming that devilish delight

You can't be catholic but don't I feel blessed
To walk along beside you girl, I feel I am obsessed
You can't be catholic with all that you enjoy
I wanna kneel beside you girl and be your alter boy

If I were you I'd bow my head and thank my lucky stars
If I were you I'd bang that drum and crank up that guitar

You can't be catholic with all that sex appeal
The way you leave me speechless, the way you make me feel
You can't be catholic the way you wear that dress
I'm going to confession now, my brain is such a mess.

Written by:
Bill Boyan

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