Biggie Oof - PhD

There's this strange little man on the street
I'm walkin' with my mom, he comes up to me
He says, "There's a trick you oughta see"
I'm like "okay, show me"
He's got a top hat that's really high
He looks like he's a magic guy
But Momma says magic is a lie
I'm already skeptical as he sighs
And reaches for my nose, like it's his own
He pulls his hand away, and — oh no
Between his two fingers, he says he's got my nose
Then he lifts his hand and says, "Back it goes"
So I look in the mirror — and my nose is attached
And oh heck, I am taken aback
I look from my mom back to this dude
And I don't know what to do
I think he's lying to me
My momma said magic ain't real
But here's this guy, right in front'a me
Took my nose off and now it's right back in place
I think he's lying to me
There's no way that he took my nose off and he reattached it
Either he's a doctor or he's magic
Either he's a doctor or he's magic
Either he's a doctor or he's magic
Either he's a doctor or he's magic
Either he's a doctor or my momma lied to me
Either he's a magic man or he's got a PhD
Either he's a doctor or my momma lied to me
Either he's a magic man or he's got a PhD
I consider askin' my momma why she lied to me
But she would probably say that this man has a doctorate degree
But I ain't seein' no degree
I wanna sink to my knees, oh please
I need the truth, oaughaaa
Which one of them is lyin' to me?
Is this man magic or does he have a degree
I need the truth, I'm begging please
Maybe he's lying to me
My momma said magic ain't real
But here's this guy, right in front'a me
Took my nose off and now it's right back in place
I think he's lying to me
There's no way that he took off my nose off and he reattached it
Either he's a doctor or he's magic
Either he's a doctor or he's magic
Either he's a doctor or he's magic
Either he's a doctor or he's magic
Either he's a doctor or my momma lied to me
Either he's a magic man or he's got a PhD
PhD
Either he's a doctor or my momma lied to me
Either he's a magic man or he's got a PhD

Written by:
Sarah Futrell

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