Lucky Doug Fergus - I Saw Mom on Match Dot Com

I know times are hard for singles
Everyone wants to hook up
No one has the time to mingle
But everyone wants a full cup

I was up surfing, seeking my soulmate
Guess who I saw?
I saw mom on match dot com
I saw my mom on match dot com
Called my sister, had to tell someone
I saw mom on match dot com

I know that she wants a partner
Still, I was kinda creeped out
This is too much information
Loves tattoo's and making out

I was up surfing, seeking my soulmate
Guess who I saw?
I saw mom on match dot com
I saw my mom on match dot com
Called my sister, had to tell someone
I saw mom on match dot com

Written by:
Douglas Fergus

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