Uncle Phil - Fruits De Mer!

Tell me me that you want me to take you to the pictures
And this would show you that I really care
Well, I'm not in the mood to put up with your strictures
And anyway - I'm eatin' fruits de mer!

(Fruits de Mer) - Look at that oyster
(Fruits de Mer) - Little Calamari rings
(Fruits de Mer) - Clams by the bucket
(Fruits de Mer) - Langoustine a-go-go
(Fruits de Mer) Eatin' all kinds of undersea things

You want to go out, want to go out to a shoe shop
Will I drive you into town, that's only fair
Well, here's some money, go and stand at the bus stop
'Cos anyway - I'm eatin' fruits de mer!

(Fruits de Mer) - Big lumps of scallop
(Fruits de Mer) - Great big Calamari rings
(Fruits de Mer) - Nice fat prawns
(Fruits de Mer) - Crab on the half-shell
(Fruits de Mer) Eatin' all kinds of undersea things

TV's busted, no picture, no sound
The whole thing's broke beyond repair
When there's no TV, I'm no fun to be around
That's unless- I'm eatin' fruits de mer!

(Fruits de Mer) - Marinated Sardines
(Fruits de Mer) - Gimme those Calamari rings
(Fruits de Mer) - Moules Mariniere
(Fruits de Mer) - Winkles with a pin
(Fruits de Mer) Eatin' all kinds of undersea things

(Fruits de Mer) - Claws from a Lobster
(Fruits de Mer) - Mmm, those Calamari rings
(Fruits de Mer) - Razor fish tempura
(Fruits de Mer) - Half-a-pinta-Cockles
(Fruits de Mer) Eatin' all kinds of undersea things

I'm getting' old, my back has started achin'
Sittin' here in my rocking' chair
Tell those kids to stop that racket they're makin'
I'm concentratin' on my fruits de mer
I don't have a care,
And I ain't gonna share,
Get outa my hair 'cos I'm eatin' - fruits de mer!

Written by:
Phil Gray

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