Kid Craze - UNPREDICTABLE

(This is the story... of Larry Loops)
Hey, my name's Larry Loops, but they call me loopy
My best friend, that's Gary Gooch but we call him Gucci!
I'm from the UK, he's from the US
But we both love Double D boobies! (Haha)
He wants to introduce himself
So now would you please excuse me...
"Hey, I'm Gary Gooch, you can call me Gucci
I'm looking for a bitch that's boujee, I love me a big fat booty"
Ok let's remain on task
You told me you wanted to break out fast
From this loony bin, when they threw me in
You said we'd be out in a flash!
It feels like my brain's turning to mash
And I don't know how much longer I can last
It's constant pain, I'm going insane
It's so fucked up now lemme explain...
They try to feed me drugs that turn me to a vegetable
I hide them underneath my tongue so they will never know
They think they know me but I'm telling you they really don't
I'm so crazy, psycho, I am unpredictable...
I'm a really friendly fucked up individual
Hello, how's your day? I couldn't give a fuck you know
Today I might play, with my testicles
I'm so crazy, psycho, I am unpredictable...
You see, they all think we're braindead
They're not expecting a breakout
It's gonna be Shawshank Redemption 2
Once we tunnel our way out
"That's right...
Ima make this whole motherfuckin world my playground"
Ok but for now just lay low
And don't swallow those pills ok bro...
They try to feed me drugs that turn me to a vegetable
I hide them underneath my tongue so they will never know
They think they know me but I'm telling you they really don't
I'm so crazy, psycho, I am unpredictable...
I'm a really friendly fucked up individual
Hello, how's your day? I couldn't give a fuck you know
Today I might play, with my testicles
I'm so crazy, psycho, I am unpredictable...
Yeah, I'm sick and twisted
A loose cannon, a misfit
But I will fight for my freedom
I'm gonna take a chance and risk it
Because tonight is the night
Yeah I guess it's now or never...
Listen up Gucci, don't make a sound
Tiptoe like cinderella...
"Yeah ok no problem, hope I don't lose my slipper
Haha, wait a sec... is this the tunnel?
Why didn't you make it bigger?"
No time to explain, no time to bicker
Now please start moving quicker
A few minutes later...
We are finally out this shitter! (Oh yeah!)
But, as soon as we touch the ground
The spotlight hits us, they release the hounds
Somebody shouts "FREEZE!"
And before I know it I'm on my knees
Gary manages to break free
Shouting "YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!"
Unfortunately that didn't last
Because "they're biting my fuckin ass!"
Ahhhhhh shit...
Now we're locked up getting treated like some criminals
Straight jacket in a padded room, but trust me I'll be out soon
I'm so crazy, psycho, I am unpredictable...

Written by:
Matt Robins

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