The Last Attraction - Planet Earth
Planet EarthWords and music 2021 by Christian Beier
You know that old pencil skirt
Doesn't match that pin-striped shirt
Don't like the vintage pinafore
The three-quarter coat's a bore
But you can call me if you get the urge
Dial me up on Planet Earth
What is that, a princess dress?
Who would ever wager a guess?
That '80's wrap-over top
It is really such a flop
Well, I don't know what it is worth
But I'm living on Planet Earth
Can't you wear a simple blouse?
Something casual round the house
Please throw out that threadbare smock
Those pedal pushers are a shock
I think I hear a funeral dirge
Echoing on Planet Earth
There's still some time yet
We can make another bet
If they colonize Mars
Before we close the bars
I'll cut you some slack and
You can win your money back
That cloche deserves a razz
Is it meant for some cocktail jazz?
You know, I really cannot believe
You'd wear a bishop sleeve
But you can call me if you get the urge
Dial me up on Planet Earth
Well, I don't know what it is worth
I'm living on Planet Earth
Living on Planet Earth
Living on Planet Earth
Living on Planet Earth
Living on Planet Earth
Written by:
Christian Beier
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