Amazon Crimes - It's Just Cheese, Dog

I welcome you into my home Cheddar
(Woof)
Not as a pet
Not as a friend
But as my brethren
(Arf)
You have come to me when I needed you most
(Ruff)
My father will not accept you
(Arf arf)
But I will let you in through my back window
I will give you water
And I will buy you food from my allowance
(Heavy doglike breathing)
All you have to do is not eat the cheese
You mustn't eat the cheese
Are you fucking kidding me
It ate the fucking Tillamook
(Ruh roh)
Piece of shit mutt
Rusty Wilson had a pebble in his brain
And you'd think that he's insane
But he's just a kid
Oh no
Rusty Wilson found a dog on his way home
Now he'll never be alone
Cause he found a friend
Oh yeah
Father Wilson wasn't a fan of the pup
Started calling her a mutt
But she's just a bitch
Oh yeah
Rusty's doggy ate a block of Tillamook
Rusty got a little spooked
That his dad would Flip
Oh no
How could you do this cheddar
How could you bring this Tillamook tragedy into my house
Get out of here
You gouda Gordo
Get out of here you fat fucking dog

Written by:
Noah Erickson

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