Don't Wannas - Don't Wanna Pet Iguana

Just got the shittiest gift
Fifteen to twenty years of responsibility
Yeah, no that ain't for me
I went to Google for iguana facts
And now I can't relax cause I'm in fucking hell

I don't wanna pet iguana
I don't wanna pet iguana

I read that it'll be
Fifteen to twenty pounds of crawling catastrophe
Six feet of futility
I'm gonna go up like an atom bomb
If I can't find someone to save me from this hell

I don't wanna pet iguana
I don't wanna pet iguana

And now my home is a terrarium
Or is it vivarium
I don't know the difference
Don't want Godzilla for a goddamn pet
I'm gonna lose my shit cause I'm in fucking hell

I don't wanna pet iguana
I don't wanna pet iguana

Written by:
Jason Barrett

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