Erases Eraser - Spiders

One day I woke up
I woke up inside of my bed
And I woke up to find
Five spiders laying on top of me
One on each of my limbs
And one on my face

So I laid there
And I screamed and I cried for about half an hour
But uh, no one could hear me
None of the spiders moved
I eventually gathered the courage
To pick up the phone
And call 911
I told them
Someone broke into my house overnight
Because uh, let's face it
If I told them the truth, they wouldn't have bothered
After five minutes or so, I started screaming and crying again
So they could hear me from outside

Eventually
They kicked in my door, and barged into my room
I told them
Help me!
I'm stuck to the bed!
They helped me up,
And the spiders started moving around
I started screaming again
Aaah!
Get them off me!
Get them off me!
I shook off four of them
And one of the officers swatted the one
On the back of my head
We were called about a breaking and entering?
Oh yeah
Well these spiders broke into my bed
And tortured me for several hours

One of the officers said
Asshole
And they both left
So I said
See the thing is, uh
I'm supposed to be helping my friend with his album
I can't play guitar very well
But he wants me to do it anyway
And I'm supposed to come up with
An interesting story to read
And I'm uh, not very confident in my writing skills

H-H-Hello
G-G-Goodbye

Written by:
Tanner Babcock

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