Mynus_grey - Welcome to My Hell

Well, we're here
This is it, this is the third album
This is East of Eden, welcome to the show ladies and gentlemen
It's really been a wild ride making this whole trilogy
I feel like this is the end of an era
Like, after this I don't really know what I'm gonna do, but I know it's gonna be dope

The most surprising thing about hell, is that there isn't that much hatred
Most people here just smoke tree and get faded
So it isn't that much unlike the mortal world
Except your drinking buddies all are murders and racists
People always ask me what it's like to meet Satan
Let me tell you, down here he isn't all that famous
From what I've heard, he's got the biggest daddy issues in the world
So he's probably like every single girl I've ever dated
Come to think we really did stereotype demons
I mean, they're pretty cool guys when you meet 'em
Like, yeah they do the torturing, but that's just a day job
And I'm a masochist, so I don't mind the screaming or the bleeding
Plus it's always beach season in hell
Come down now, it comes with a souvenir pitchfork
Architecture look like Bridgeport
Man, we gotta think less and live more

I might just go waste my life, but at least I'll have stories to tell
I been blowing all my money for a wish in a well
'Cause I was climbing heaven's staircase, then I tripped and fell, so welcome to my hell
Now I'm trying to find a way out of this prison cell
So if I can't love God, I'll just love myself
Welcome to my mind, welcome to my life, you can hit my cell, welcome to my hell

Hey, hold up, yo it's Sunday I got the day off
Maybe I could go to art school with Adolf
Make plots with Osama or schemes with Bernie Madoff
Dear God, I know you gave me free will
But I signed it away for like three mil'
Lucifer told me I'd be like Drake or Meek Mill
I guess that's why they tell you that the devil's in the details
I check my email, the same clickbait they had when I was on earth
Like, take this Buzzfeed quiz so we can sell you this merch
And here's a brand new purse
And share this with five of your friends or you'll be horribly cursed
But I don't care dude, I'm already cursed with existence
My girlfriend's up in heaven so we're doing long distance
I been praying every day, but the angels never listened
So like Nike I just did it, only God was my persistence

I might just go waste my life, but at least I'll have stories to tell
I been blowing all my money for a wish in a well
'Cause I was climbing heaven's staircase, then I tripped and fell, so welcome to my hell
Now I'm trying to find a way out of this prison cell
So if I can't love God, I'll just love myself
Welcome to my mind, welcome to my life, you can hit my cell, welcome to my hell

Yo I'm treacherous as fuck
And that's why I'm in the ninth circle
See I stayed up all night writing this
And that's why the bags under my eyes purple
I don't deserve it- I don't deserve this shit
I just go down by the river collect my murder Styx
And everybody talking sheep but I ain't herd of it
I'll just keep on spinning 'round the sun like Copernicus

I just wanna take a chance to apologize for having so much anger and hatred on the last Intr
It's like, the truth is I appreciate everyone who listens to my music
And I've acquired a lot more patience since then
So I appreciate everyone who's been patient with me

I might just go waste my life, but at least I'll have stories to tell
I been blowing all my money for a wish in a well
'Cause I was climbing heaven's staircase, then I tripped and fell, so welcome to my hell
Now I'm trying to find a way out of this prison cell
So if I can't love God, I'll just love myself
Welcome to my mind, welcome to my life, you can hit my cell, welcome to my hell

Written by:
Jack McCarthy

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