Unwashed Licks - The Laughing Man

Do you know
The Laughing Man
He can laugh much more than the laughiest can
He's gotta
Lotta pull in the laughing school
And to question this would make you quite the fool
He's bassiest boy when he belts a gafaw
And he laughs as loud as allowed by law

And if you were to listen
In his laughing path
Than you too would join in his hearty laugh

That goes ha ha haha haha
Ha ha haa
Haha ha ha hahahaha ha ha haa
Haha ha ha ha hahaha ha
Hahaha ha hahaha
Ha
Ha

Aha ha ha haha haha ha ha
Aha ho ho hoha ha hee haw
Ahahoha ho hoha ho ho ha
Oh hahaha ho ho
Ha
Ha

I need no introduction
The one heard in one dozen
I was the top of this town
Now it is hard to not frown

I used to date a model
Now I just crank the throttle
I am just a dumb bastard
Turned permanently plastered

No help is coming for me
Panhandlers now ignore me
A burden on my loved ones
My brother hasn't called once

I hate what I have become
My only output's pre-cum
Still bratty on a dark path
I throw my head back and laugh

Oh man to be that man
To use all his energy to laugh all he can
Do we laugh together with tea
Do we laugh together with cream
And I'll laugh too 'til the sun touches the sand

Do you know
How the laughing goes
With hee's and the ha's
And the hoo-hey-ho's

I soon have a class
That's enrolling now
That will teach this laugh
If you don't know how

With the ahh's
And the aughh's
And the aiyyyy's
And the whyy's

I could never afford rent
With every dollar unspent
My landlord took his payment
Cops threw me to the pavement

Now concussed on a sidewalk
One organ missing I lock
My eyes upon the scar left
Charged with two counts of car theft

In jail I was beat thoroughly
Those nazis were quite burly
I feel so very feeble
Grown so afraid of people

I can't afford a lawyer
The stand's all past employers
Sentenced, my heart splits in half
I throw my head up and laugh

Oh man to be that man
To use all his energy to laugh all he can
Do we laugh together with tea
Do we laugh together with cream
And I'll laugh too 'til the sun touches the sand

I am lower than nothing
Please don't tell me I'm something
My sense of peace was a gaff
I throw my head back and laugh

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Written by:
River Gates

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