John Zdrojeski - Snake Oil Strongman

You don't look well, friend
You need some help?
Thank God I came 
It's breaking my heart to see you this way
Pathetic and afraid
When you're an alpha locked in a cage

So come on down to my medicine show
I got a charm to beat the beast back
That's laying you low
Use it whenever your conscience starts getting to you 

I know the world's gone crazy
Your vision blurred and hazy 
But don't need no prescription to set you right
All you need is
The sweet shine
Of my Gaslight 

Check, cash, or card gets you Gaslight

You feeling lonely and aggrieved?
Oh yes, oh yes, don't know what to do
Remembering when you saw the world in 20/20
How much, how much, I think I need it too

So come on down to my medicine show
One at a time get in line
And it's yours to take home
My miracle fix for whatever is pissing you off 

I know the world's gone crazy
Your vision's blurred and hazy 
But don't need no prescription to set you right
All you need is the sweet shine
Of my Gaslight 

Step right up
Give the product a try
I guarantee  
You'll be satisfied
And there's no price too high
To always be certain you're right
And clear-eyed

I know the world's gone crazy
But let me relieve you, baby
And you're gonna give me whatever I like
Oh you'll sell your soul for my Gaslight 

Sell me your soul for my Gaslight
Free wink and nod with my Gaslight 

Give me whatever you got
I'm happy to pay

Sing to me babies, sing for the Gaslight

I'll take all that you're selling
If it makes me less afraid

Written by:
John Zdrojeski

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