E-Flat - Deformed Dick

Richard was a friend of mind we used to play all the time
One day Richard took a spill and fell through his damn window sill
Now I gotta Deformed Dick
His life my never be the same
Now I gotta Deformed Dick
There's really no one to blame
Deformed Dick, now I gotta Deformed Dick
He's not a happy camper from the way it sounded
And yeah he's not happy his head took a pounding
Not trying to make fun it's really not needed
I'll tell you the truth his head took a good beating
Now I gotta Deformed Dick
Some people think he's less of a man
Now I gotta Deformed Dick
He put his life in his own hands
Deformed Dick, now I gotta Deformed Dick
So low
In time he got so depressed that Richard hung himself
But to tell you the truth he never felt better relief by his own hands
I don't mean to sound so shallow but deformity is hard to swallow
I hope this wasn't too offending but there is no happy ending
Deformed Dick, now I gotta Deformed Dick
Now I gotta Deformed Dick
My life my never be the same
Now I gotta Deformed Dick
But relief never came
Deformed Dick
Now I gotta Deformed Dick

Written by:
Erich Otto, Michael Nelson, Rodney Adams, Stacy Hendrix, Timothy Flaherty

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