Mentos Leonard - Finale, I Guess / Sibelius, I Suppose

Well
I got back to the Tungsten Kingdom
After a long and arduous journey
I opened the door to the castle
The Tungsten King's body was splayed out across the floor
I said to the narrator
Who did this?
The narrator had no reply
I took him by the shoulders and said
Goddamnit, who did this?
And he looked me in the eye and he said
The assassin Heebie Jeeber
Well
If there's one
I'm playing guitar here while we talk
If there's one thing I've taken away from this
It's that you've gotta be just like Heebie Jeeber
Always, no matter what
And if there's any other thing I've taken away
It's that oh boy
My life has been destroyed by Heebie Jeeber
And I'm out for vengeance now
And I won't stop until I've found
The bastard Heebie Jeeber
And I've killed him mys—what's that?
You say he killed himself?
Well that's interesting
Because then I have a question
Who broke my saxophone this morning?
Because I'm pretty sure he had a nasal voice
And looked just about like Heebie Jeeber
From the dickscotheque
Oh, you've gotta be just like Heebie Jeeber alright
Cuz I'm coming for you
I won't be like Heebie Jeeber
I'll be different
I'll be the best
No one's ever gonna stop me
No one's ever gonna stop me
Oh
Aughggh ohh
No no no don't listen to anything that guy was saying
You gotta be just like Heebie Jeeber
We've been through this
You gotta be just like Heebie Jeeber
Gotta be just like Heebie Jeeber
Gotta be just like Heebie Jeeber
Gotta be just like Heebie Jeeber

Written by:
Calumny Morbius, Ongonkulous Reptile

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