Craig Moorhead - Oasis Stole My Girlfriend

'Cause there's this band overseas
And I know they hate me
And my girl heard their song
And now my girl is gone
And it's wrong
And it's wrong
And it's wrong
And it's wrong
And it's wrong
Oasis stole my girlfriend

She's the kind of girl who moves to France
With her velvet dog
And two pair of velvet pants
And I'm the kind of guy
Who does not even stand a chance

They're the kind of band that has hit songs
About walls
Think they like the Beatles
They put out three CDs
And I went and bought them all

Hi-hee, hi-hee
It's slaves to our hearts we be
Hee-hi, hee-hi
Slaves until the night we die

The first one was a saint of numbers
A saint of books, a saint of math
Think these six guns disagree
Think I'll take a different path
Now the Sun she is a-risin'
Hell's a comin'
Blowin' cold
And Oasis stole my girlfriend
So this bridge now I must hold

Well you're the crazy old lady in the Barnes and Noble reference section
I wanna take you home
You're wearing your bandana that you bought in Butte, Montana
And I think I wanna make you moan

Can I ride your bike
Can I drink your Sprite
Can you save my life
Will you be my wife

Will you be my wife
Will you be my wife
Will you be my wife
Will you be my wife

'Cause there's this band overseas
And I know they hate me
And my girl heard their song
And now my girl is gone
And it's wrong
And it's wrong
And it's wrong
And it's wrong
And it's wrong
Oasis stole my girlfriend

Yeah, it's wrong
Oasis
Stole my girlfriend

Written by:
Matt Fraction

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